отсюда - http://javatalks.ru/ftopic9440.php # Chuck Norris serializes objects straight into human skulls. # Chuck Norris doesn’t deploy web applications, he roundhouse kicks them into the server. # Chuck Norris always uses his own design patterns, and his favorite is the Roundhouse Kick. # Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs. # Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your web app will turn into a swing application, and a very bad swing application containing... read more
